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BittenKitten Posted: Jan 04, 2009, 7:47 am
I'm THREE hos! *Is peversely proud of extreme state of ho-ness*
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- Chocolate? Duh. by Serenade
Rules for Engaging the man you hope is gay when you're alone in the house with chocolate:
1) Don't jump him.
2) Don't jump him even if he totally asked for it.
3) Use the chocolate. Its your friend.
4) Wait to jump him.
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Once upon a time there was a boy named Once who was best friends with a horse named Time.
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- The Joys of Reading by requiem
Las Noches has caught the romance novel bug! And it seems that Ulquiorra has taken an interest as well though it wasn't for the books--more for someone else. UlquiGrimm Yaoi
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MukuroxTsuna, falling, in three parts.
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- Katekyo Hitman Reborn »
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- The Föhn in my Mind by Serenade
In the cut throat world of the Collection Guilds, the cult like organizations responsible for drawing magic out of the Föhn winds, there is no room for error. Tell that to Jack. And his attitude.
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- 6.
- Deck the Halls by SDMaxwell
Never leave your Tech with nothing to do. He has ways of amusing himself.
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- Metamerism by fireun
It was with a considerable bit of surprise that Naruto noticed himself staring out of a darkened window.
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- Serendipity by KageKitsune
Even the universe acknowledges we belong together, why can't you?
NaruSasu AU
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- 9.
- A Matter of Ramen by IvvyMoon
There are some things that are sacrosanct. And for Naruto, ramen is one of them. So what happens when someone steals his ramen? It's time for war. SasuNaru. A gift fic for my beta’s birthday.
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In which everyone pummels Gokudera verbally. YamaGoku.
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Sasuke was always able to subdue what hovered under the surface - but it took just one chance look for all the careful control to crumble.
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- The Final Hit by rachilde
This was to be my final hit. But let's be clear about this: there's final hits and final hits. What kind was this to be? SasuNaru. AU.
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[NaruSasu, NC-17] Drama/Romance/Humor. “Living with a brilliant Architect has never been easy, but the last months have been the worst by far. It’s time to remind a certain workaholic perfectionist what’s really important, and Naruto will do whatever it takes–even risking his career–to get them back on the right track.” Adult themes/situations.
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“Naruto agrees to be best man for his two closest friends, promising to stay out of trouble. But when tempted by a gorgeous man on the guest list, he can’t ignore the suspicion that pursuing him is worth whatever trouble occurs.” [NaruSasu, NC-17]
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- Archived: 05-30-08
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- Disco Ain't Dead by KageKitsune
You can't enjoy the party, when the one you love is dancing with someone else. NaruSasu AU
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- Unwelcome Introspection by fireun
Weiss Kreuz vignettes, Schuldig-centric
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Happened and mayhap tangled and twisted through his mind like insidious worms, harbingers of impending dementia...
Crawford/Schuldig
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- Impartial Constant by fireun
Somewhere determination became fascination, and from there it was a short jump to obsession...
Schuldig, Crawford.
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- Role Play by KageKitsune
Being secretly in love with your best friend? Stressful.
Getting him to love you back? Priceless.
A NaruSasu AU
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- Going With It by Reyn
Sasuke learns that in the face of confusion, it's sometimes best to just go with it. NaruSasu
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Gift for Ladelle
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- Wavelengths by questofdreams
NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.
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Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university.
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A collection of drabbles that range from basic humor, to crack, to fluff, to smut, and back to angst...but mostly crack.
And remember folks, chapter notes are friends. Not food.
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- The Id and the Super-ego by Adi
[NaruSasu] The Uchihas can't understand why Sasuke rejects marriage proposals, so naturally they send him to get a little therapy.
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- In Your Eyes by NaoAngel
Sasuke has been blind since the day he was born. Naruto is the university student who lives with his father, the famous writer. How can their lives possibly change when they meet? Yaoi. [NaruSasuNaru]
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- Last Updated: 06-02-08